Reid: End The Happy Endings In Vegas

Despite his state’s highest-in-the-nation 14.5% unemployment rate, Nevada’s Senator Harry Reid has decided it’s time for the state to end the practice of legalized prostitution and close the state’s 28 legal brothels.

“The time has come for us to outlaw prostitution,” Reid said in a speech to the Nevada legislature this week. It was one of the few lines he delivered that received no applause from lawmakers.

Contacted by reporters afterwards, Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, said “Harry Reid will have to pry the cathouse keys from my cold, dead hands.”

Reid, a Mormon, learned to swim as a child at a whorehouse in his hometown of Searchlight, Nevada.


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